Ten minute self portraits.
Like looking into a mirror, yes, yes. I know you’re terribly overwhelmed.

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Fat Girl MySpace Hottie

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Yo, I’m cute and should cut all my hair off.

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Floral blazer vs. Mass Effect Couture

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Never underestimate the power of a granny sweater.

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“Mr. Trouble”, said the pretty prince.

I’m tired but I remembered I’m going to Disneyland next weekend and I got excited enough to wear my ears.

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Readers are leaders.

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#imbored #justgirlythings

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I eat paint.

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I’ve actually been having a pretty nice birthday. Strawberry cake is nice.

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I am your birthday girl and your drunken gambling uncle.

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I stole your mom’s sweater.

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You are the selfie queen, young and sweet, only seventeen 
Selfie queen, feel the beat from the tambourine ~

I’m on an energy drink and got so bored that I did my make up.

I became the cutest kawaii bitch. #justdykeythings

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